WHAT TO DO IF SHE COLLAPSES DURING SEX

NYSC members during a parade

Still a member of the National Youth Service Corps with some weeks left to go, I’ve had quite the experience.

Most of the places of primary assignments often gift corp members large accommodation, and this was one of them.

We were given a 3-bedroom apartment despite being only two of us.

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Well, if you have followed up on any of my NYSC tales, you’d know. Despite this village being so welcoming to ‘Corpers’, they are also scared of the male corpers due to previous happenings.

NYSC members at attention

There have been cases of ‘corpers’ impregnating the young girls of the village and running away, leaving the pregnant girls and the unborn babies to their fates.

So being a corper, especially a male one was also risky as majority of the females equally lacked proper sex education.

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So on Friday, I sat down slicing my okra in preparation for my soup, when a dark, not-so-tall female walked into our apartment, and greeted in Yoruba, “Ekulé ó” (more like “knock knock”).

I welcomed her and offered her a seat, she then said she came to see the other corper. I told her to wait a bit as he is coming.

I called for him, and he rushed thinking his food on fire was getting burnt, only to meet a female. He happily took her into his room and slammed the door against me.

I continued slicing my okra in silence. Moments later he would leave to buy some things which I guessed were ‘kola’ for his guest.

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Going into his room with the wares he had bought, he slammed the door against me again.

By the time I finished my slicing, I went onto other chores. I was busy when I heard my co-corper shouting my name frantically, “Paul Kay, Paul Kay, please come, abeg abeg come.”

I ran into the house, thinking maybe he needed my help to divert the attention of a jealous girlfriend who might have caught him this afternoon, only for me to see a very strange happening.

The girl who came to visit him, seemed like she wanted to collapse, while he was begging her. He frantically asked what should he do to calm the situation?

I gave her a seat, told home to give her space and told him not to pour water on her hair as he wanted to, to calm her supposedly.

Now, I asked if he made any attempt on her, and he said no, that they were only watching a movie when her breathing changed and he got scared and had to bring her outside.

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I asked if she’s asthmatic, she said No. I asked if she’s hypertensive too, to which she replied in the negative. All this while, my friend was scared to the marrow.

I couldn’t help it, I laughed occasionally as it all seemed like a movie to me. When the girl feebly made her way out of our place, you could see relief appearing on my friend’s face.

The stuff he got for her, she didn’t take it, and he also lacked the appetite to take it. He was really scared and vowed never to be with any girl till he’s done with the national youth service.

I laughed at his vow, before asking him if he won’t see any girl with an ailment back at his place.

The whole issue made me reminisce about my final year in university (college), when I lived in a compound that had mostly female occupants.

One of my male neighbor, whose girlfriend was asthmatic had opted for the adventurous ‘sex in the shower’, forgetting the health state of his lover.

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Now, due to the talkative nature of the female neighbors, you never want them to know about your escapades. So he loudly played Drake’s God’s plan from his Bluetooth speaker.

But in between the beats, I was sure I was hearing sexual moans by that 11pm. I told my roommate but he dismissed it as imaginary.

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Not until Alex, had come banging at my gate and begging that I should help him, that his girlfriend had gotten an asthmatic attack.

We couldn’t get an inhaler that night, but she was revived with the help of another neighbor, who prescribed and prepared some traditional ingredients which was used to revive her.

I warned both of them the next morning, especially the victim, never to keep her inhaler at home whilst going out.

But I still couldn’t help laughing at him that night, just as I couldn’t help laughing at my flatmate over here in Akoko.

Now, I have never been in such situation myself. But I know a few of you might have been in one. What did you do and how did you overcome the situation.

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A huge load of people are waiting to learn from your experience, make sure you pen them down in the comment section.

I am also waiting too. Happy Sunday (winks).

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